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thottweiler:

bubblegumrebel:

FUCK

I WANT NICKI TO THROW ME OFF MY BALCONY



perfectputa:

When Drake comes on at church



  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops


portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites



NIGGA FOR THE NIGHT



sparkour:

in the most random combination of people to ever happen

#omg 


β€œBetter alone than badly accompanied.”

β€” Candace Bushnell (via murmurrs)

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